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 Cowabunga!
Scary stories from Twisted Sister's Dee Snider.
Much like the Yellow Pages, if Dee Snider hasn't seen it firsthand, then it's probably never happened before. Best known as the frontman for Twisted Sister – easily the sexiest out of the ugliest rock bands ever – Dee has managed to take advantage of both his versatility and extroverted personality with a popular syndicated radio show called "House of Hair" [insert "perfect face for radio" joke here]. And despite having several television shows in development, voiceover work ("Get your break started with a Kit Kat" – yep, that's him) and the relentless itch to begin filming Strangeland 2, he still has time to write music specifically designed to fuck with your head.
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 A Touch of Class
Etiquette exemplified, courtesy of Black Label Society leader and Ozzy's right-hand man, Zakk Wylde.
It was only a few months ago that an extremely sexy literary genius at Infernal Combustion poked fun at Zakk Wylde, Black Label Society leader and Ozzy Osbourne's axeman of choice, for his constant and inevitable focus on beer, pussy and Black Sabbath in the majority of his interviews. But hey, when you're good enough of a guitar player to fill the shoes of the late, great Randy Rhoads, you're allowed to get away with things like not showering for 23 days straight.
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 Ten Things That Dustin Diamond Said
As the bassist for Salty the Pocketknife, (don’t call him Screech) is ready to blaze a new trail.
When you interview a reluctant television cult icon, the article tends to write itself. Especially when said icon is Dustin Diamond, the curly-haired ex-geek who captured our hearts as "Screech" on Saved by the Bell. If you haven't heard about Dustin's post-Bell whereabouts, you'll be happy to know that unlike most child actors, he's not face-down in a puddle of his own bodily excretions following a violent drug and alcohol-induced overdose (yet).
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 Raw Fish, Raw Music
Ten out of ten mathematicians agree: the sushi + the rock + free = yay.
After 40 years as a San Francisco resident, what trend in the local rock scene sticks out the most in musician Tony Guerrero's mind?
"The downfall. The problem is, it’s not a huge moneymaking gig unless you’ve got national acts coming through town."
Alas, it's the truth. It's nothing personal towards young bands, it's just business. The problem with the scene isn't the lack of talent – it's in the lack of opportunity. But instead of sitting in front of a computer and crying about it like Perfect Pitch Online does, Tony has taken action.
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 Cock Rock
Hustler re-tools with “Hustler Rocks” – editor Nancy B. Sayle gets it up.
When long-running smut/satire/more-smut magazine Hustler needed a makeover, the thirty-year-old flagship publication of Larry Flynt’s empire decided it was time to rock. Enter “Hustler Rocks,” a new section devoted to, well, rocking, and the long-running connection between the music and sleaze businesses. Nancy B. Sayle, a twenty-year veteran of the music business, has been tapped to run this new section, and she’s already brought the likes of Zakk Wylde, Prong, Sevendust, and Sworn Enemy into the fold for revealing Q&A’s.
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